Christmas is coming
I'm getting fat
Cruising through town in a black cadillac

I remember when i gave you your first bat
its the time to bring that feeling back

I wanna Transylvanian christmas
like the ones we had back home
I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh
beneath the mistletoe
Because I'm homesick for the old country
and it never seems to snow around here
I wanna Transylvanian christmas
this year.

So Santa Claus is coming round tonight
when he gets to my house he's gonna get a fright

It's not that I'm a sick sadistic creep
it;s just that I'm so excited i cant sleep

I wanna Transylvanian christmas
like the ones we had back home
I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh
beneath the mistletoe
Because I'm homesick for the old country
and it never seems to snow around here
I wanna Transylvanian christmas
this year.