Rule Britannia
The bitch's scammed us
No smiling union jacks
My friends, I want my money back
And I said, what about the system?
I think no one will miss them
Brain dead corpses in the House of Lords
And we can all learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes

Cos this is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the UK

Cos this is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the UK

Rule Britannia
What she ever done for me?
Stuck a nail in the coffin of my national pride
And made the tourists hate me
I said this, this green and emerald isle
It's just 800 miles of bile
High rise car parks, ash tray dirt?
And we can still learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes

Cos this is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the UK

Cos this is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the UK

Rule Britannia
Cos England never never will be saved

Rule Britannia
Our first national scam
Watching starving children on her TV screen
While she's shacking up with her uncle Sam

Cos this is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the UK

Cos this is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the United Kingdom
This is not the UK