Every tavern in this town, every rathole, every bar
Prepare for being boarded cause we're back from naval war
Crack open every barrel, let the wine and whiskey free

Let's drink for every matie that we lost out there at sea

Hear the clapping of the gang plank as it reaches for the pier
And eighteen hundred sea legs disembark from the frontier
Every man and every woman, every lad and every lass
Drag your tails down to the dockside if you want some piece of ass
It's our first night back in port

Let's drink, let's fight
Let's fornicate by the harbour lights
Let's fuck, let's bite
Let's dance away the night

Wet the oars and climb the mast, and weigh anchor in my bay
I don't mind being sunk, so drive into the fray
Stick the hose pipe in the bilge, man the pumps I'm set to blow
And judging by the itch there's a fire down below

Hoist the flag and ride the storm until the sails are handing loose
Feast upon the oysters, stretch your neck into the noose
Dock your scooner in my port, ram your ship into the docks
Dance your peg leg on my poop deck, unleash the cunts and cocks
It's our first night back in port

Let's drink, let's fight
Let's fornicate by the harbour lights
Let's fuck, let's bite
Let's dance away the night