Rivals roasting on an open fire
With no proof of homicide
Teachers try to extinguish the pyre
While all the cowards run and hide
Freshly traumatized

This Christmas is a bloody mess
With students dropping left and right
Still I do what I need to more or less
To ensure my perfect Christmas night

We know that Santa's on his way
He's bound to have a gift for me on his sleigh
I'll ensure that every child will scream and cry
If Santa's gift for me isn't my Senpai

And so I'm warning you to stay inside
And stay away from Senpai too
So unless you really wanna die
Merry Christmas to you