You've been striking out chugging out the pond
Now you're freaking out 'cause they said last call
All the light weight girls are getting gone
But trust me son those ain't the ones you want

Say goodbye to them little size two's
You need a girl that's bigger than you

Don't want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one less round thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked boy so do you
You bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo)

Buddy it's time you face the facts
You're an out of shape middle age worthless sack
So who are you to say she ain't a ten
You're a three at best and it's two AM

If you want a girl to nibble on your meat
Go find a woman who knows how to eat

Don't want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one that's round and thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked boy so do you
You're bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo)

What ya waiting on, go on and pick her up
Even if ya gotta use a pickup truck
That's a whole lot of woman you're taking home

Pound for pound it pretty much a threesome
Oh, come on Chris, we got a mathematician here

Don't want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one that's round and thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked boy so do you
You're bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo)
(Woo, woo, woo, woo)
(Woo, woo, woo, woo)
(Woo, woo, woo, woo)