You got your momma's eyes and your daddy's cock
In a few short years, you'll be ready to rock, my son
And boy you'll have some fun
You just came out of a pussy hole
And you'll be back in one before you know, young man
You'll have more than you can stand

And I never ever felt like this before
And son, I couldn't love you more

Oh, the pussy you will slay someday
They'll be givin' it away
And you'll be munchin' so much muff
Just wait
All the pussy you will slay someday

You may not end up president
And you might struggle to pay the rent sometimes
And son, that'll be just fine
You may find yourself on a private jet
With free cocaine and crystal meth all night
And that'll still be alright

I never thought I'd say these words out loud
But no matter what you do, son, you know that I'll be proud

Of the pussy you will slay someday
They'll be givin' it away
And oh, you'll be munchin' so much muff
Just wait
All the pussy you will slay someday

Son, I don't know shit but I know this much
In a few short years, you'll be up to your nuts
In guts
With a bunch
Of fuckin' sluts

Oh, the pussy you will slay someday
They'll be givin' it away
And oh, you'll be munchin' so much muff
Just wait
All the pussy you will slay someday