Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kind of scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina (vagina)
Vagina (vagina)
They call that thing vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina (vagina)
Vagina (vagina)
They call that thing vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
'Cos they've been dooshed too much

Vagina (vagina)
Vagina (vagina)
They call that thing vagina

Vagina (vagina)
Vagina (vagina)
They call that thing vagina

Nothing could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning.