We are on fire
We have desires
But one is that way
One Backstreet Boy is gay

But we don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen
Don't ask please:
"Which Backstreet Boy is gay?"

Tell me who!
(Ain't sayin' that it's AJ)
Tell me who!
(Ain't sayin' that it's Howie)
Tell me who!
I never wanna hear you say:
"Which Backstreet Boy is gay?"

Now I can see him
He's in womens clothes
But he don't need an IUD, yeah
He likes Village People
He's playing croquet
His dog is a pekiness

He is on fire
His back prespires
Won't say, won't say, won't say, WHO'S GAY!
He's always saying:

Ain't nothin' but a butt-ache
Ain't nothin but a fruitcake
I never wanna hear you say:
"Which one of us is gay?"

Tell me who!
(Ain't saying that it's Brian)
Tell me who!
(Ain't saying Nick or Kevin)
Tell me who!
He's bakin' up a soufflè

Which Backstreet Boy is gay?
Ok, we're all gay