I've got a mind to end it anytime
But I'm waiting for my day to come
I'm too bored to slit my wrist
Now, that wouldn't be any fun

It's a good day to die, ain't it a wonderful life?
Oh say, can you scream?
There's a black cloud up above, and
It's raining down on me

Now the Sun won't even shine
Down on me in California
Life is so miserable
And I can't wait for my funeral

It's a shame it has to end this way
I'm just laughing all the way to the grave
You know I'm just too dead to die
But you can try me anyway

It's a good day to die, ain't it a wonderful life?
Oh say, can you scream?
There's a black cloud up above, and
It's raining down on me

Now the Sun won't even shine
Down on me in California
Life is so miserable
And I can't wait for my funeral
My funeral
And I can't wait for my funeral

Now the Sun won't even shine
Down on me in California
Life is so miserable
And I can't wait for my funeral

Now the Sun won't even shine
Down on me in California
Life is so miserable
And I can't wait for my funeral
Funeral, funeral