Well I know a crazy cat that rides the train all day long
Gotta gal in every town and is never alone
And says the Union Pacific always treats him right
Well they go joint jumpin' in a different town every night

Says come on train, my baby's out there waitin'
Gotta big date, so don't make me late
He hits the main drag just as hard as he can go
They call him Locomotive Joe, he's a railroad Romeo

When he gets to Fort Worth (I got on my boots and hat)
How 'bout Oklahoma City? (I got my hair slicked back)
Well he hits each town, and checks 'em like an old trout line
Well son-of-a-gun if he don't get a bite each time

Hey Joe!