Captain caught me on the holodeck
With a blaster in my hand
He looked so mad
I thought I was out of the band

I was trying to think of something to say
But my R2 unit gave me away
And the captain looked at me and said,
"We're a Star Trek band
Put the f****** blaster away"

Harrumph

Captain caught me on the holodeck
With a light saber in my hand
I knew right then I was in for a red shirt reprimand

I was trying to think of something to say
But my Vader helmet gave me away
And the captain looked at me and said,
"You can't use the force
Put the f****** light saber away"

Harrumph

Captain caught me on the holodeck
With my Jabba in hand
And a fist full of Vaseline, all covered in sand

I was trying to think of something to say
But the naked Leah gave me away
And The Captain looked at me and said,
"Get the f*** off the holodeck
I'm about to get laid"

Harrumph