Once upon a time
In a land called Junk
There lived a king
The king of Junk
He was a very greedy king
All day long he ate
And he ate and he ate

Umbrellas, bits of, televisions, tiny dolls
Umbrellas, bits of, televisions, tiny dolls

No one was happy in the land of Junk
The king made all the people woe (woe!)
"Collect more rubbish and in my belly it will go"
All day long he ate
And he ate and he ate

Let the stools 'n' chairs, christmas trees and teddy bears
Let the stools 'n' chairs, christmas trees and teddy bears

"I.. I've had enough" says Perky Platterpusss
"I must destroy the king of Junk"
So Perky devised a super plan
To rid the land of this awful and evil man

?Drop the bomb as they sleep, they don't know where it will be
?Drop the bomb as they sleep, they don't know where it will be

"I'm gonna give this to the king"