Houshuu wa nyuushago heikousen de
Tokyo wa aise do nanimo nai

RIKKEN 620 choudai
Juukyuuman mo motte inai ochanomizu

MAASHARU no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
RATTO hitotsu wo shoubai dougu ni shite iru sa
Soshitara BENJII ga hai ni utsutte TORIPPU

Saikin wa Ginza de keikan gokko
Kokkyou wa koete mo jousha hissui

Ryoushuusho wo kaite choudai
Zeirishi nante tsuite inai kouraku en

Shourai sou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
PIZA-ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara BENJII, atashi wo GURECCHI de nagutte

Ao kande itte choudai
Shuuden de kaerutteba ikebukuro

MAASHARU no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
RATTO hitotsu wo shoubai dougu ni shite iru sa
Soshitara BENJII ga hai ni utsutte TORIPPU

Shourai sou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
PIZA-ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara BENJII, atashi wo GURECCHI de nagutte