We are groove crusaders
Makin' lovers out of haters
We are groove crusaders
Front line of the disco war
We are groove crusaders
And we're gonna even up the score

The time has come
The time is now
It is now time for the
Groove crusaders

We rule in the name of fun
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done
Watch out, 'cause here we come
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done

We are groove crusaders
Makin' lovers out of haters
Groove with me
Baby, I'll be your hero
Your body is a sex bomb
And my body is ground zero

We rule in the name of fun
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done
Watch out, 'cause here we come
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done

Next time on Groove Crusaders
Four legendary warriors from distant worlds
Come together to combat the forces of evil
Personified by the dastardly haters
Sworn enemies of the fun who are bent
On hatering them and ungroovifying the world at large
Can our heroes conquer these uncool foes?
Or will boredom and general badness overtake
The inner groove of these four funky fighters?
Find out next time on Groove Crusaders!

We rule in the name of fun
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done
Watch out, 'cause here we come
We will groove as one
Against boredom
We will groove as one

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah