It was the record that you needed to complete your punk collection
It was everything you wanted, it was some sort of affection
Better than The Blitz or Crass in pink hairspray and plexi-glass
You snuck aboard and took the class
You're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway

You commanded our attention on the flagship of enchantment
With some help from Stella Stevens and some surgical enhancement
You were always there to save the day, with just a pinch of T&A
From Shelton, WA to York, PA
You're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway

Behind the costumes and the make up and the cherry ice cream under
Where the punkers meet the wavers and the greatest three hit wonder
We put our faith in distant stars, from basement shows to disco bars
New wave clubs to sports guitars
You're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway