I've seen the president's feet when he walks down the street
He's gotta stovepipe hat, he's got wooden teeth
Gonna make a big scene with a nuclear bomb
gonna rent a limousine with his sunglasses on
His girlfriend's name is Kathy Fong
She blew his mind from the here beyond
She sold him out to the lsc, they cleaned him up
put him on TV and that's why, I wanna testify
It's as easy as this! He's gonna show up and get his kicks!

He's got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
He's got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
Alright!

They threw him up cuz they could not wait
To see his bent out face on a dinner plate
They shot his heart full of electrolights
But check the calibration was not quite right
Well, that's right! He's lyin' on the floor and then they want some more
He's flying high and looking bored!

He's got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
He's got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
Oh no!

Everyone will rock Los Angeles
Ya gotta live with your mom and dad!
This Gustav is a-lyin', love is alive
Get while the gettin's good! Heartbreaker!

He's got the band, the girls, the money
He's got the band, the girls, the mon- (ah, -ey)
Hey, I saw a letter from you
It's got profit and, why, it's wrong
And it's time to shed your skin
And then it said to light this war
I said, he's got the band