My Christmas stocking's full of jellybeans,
Candy canes and a tambourine,
I got a magic kit, a top hat and a wand.
I got a baseball and a catcher's mitt,
An atomic watch that'll never quit.
Hey, man, what did you get?
(I got a cheese log.)

I got a Lego set with a million blocks,
A fuzzy robot dog that barks,
I got an automatic fly catching frog.
I got a model plane with remote control,
A kit for making donut holes.
Hey, man, how did it go?
(I got a cheese log.)

(I didn't ask for everything and
I've been good all year,
Washed the dishes and I even fed the dog.
Everybody I know got exactly what they wanted,
But I got a stinky cheese log.)

I got a microscope and a dozen slides,
A skateboard that's a blast to ride
A train set with mountains and a town.
I got a DVD and a VHS,
Some BVD's and a BMX.
(I don't even know what that is
But I got a cheese log.)

Share your toys with all your friends
The happiness of Christmas Eve
Remember when it comes to cheese logs
(It's better to give than to receive.)