A one armed gogo dancer
A midget in a suit
Riding giant pony's
And wearin' western boots
A bare hand bull fighter

In fishnets and heels
Your chubby cousin Pete
On a tractor with big wheels
We're on a roll now babe
Downhill and it's steep

We'r'e on a roll now babe
And we're diggin' deep
And we're diggin' deep
I just wanna know what grabs Ya
16 black-heared maidens

Smokin' big cigars
All ye'r dirty uncles packed-up in a german car
Bronson and Van Cleef burstin' into tears
Or a guitar-slingin' daddy
Strippin' all ye'r gear

We're on a roll now babe
Down the flamin' hole
We're on a roll now babe
Gonna burn your sole

Gonna burn your sole
I just wanna know what grabs Ya
What I wanna know is
What's your favorite tease
What I wanna know is
What makes you weak in the knees