Picture this

The Sun is shining and the birds are singing
It's a picture perfect day in may
Flowers blooming and church bells ringing
That bride's 'bout to change her last name
No, it wasn't long ago
We were headed down that road
I guess God only knows
What I'da got myself into

It could've been me that put a ring on her finger
Could've been me with some crazy in-laws
Could've been me getting run through the ringer
Trying to chew what I bit off
It could've been me dealing with all that
I feel bad for that sob
Thank God it was him
'Cause it could've been me

In my free time, I'll be wetting linеs
While he's doing them chorеs at home
I'll be chasing tail and raising hell
But for him, those days are gone

It could've been me that put a ring on her finger
Could've been me with some crazy in-laws
Could've been me getting run through the ringer
Trying to chew what I bit off
It could've been me dealing with all that
I feel bad for that sob
Thank God it was him
'Cause it could've been me

Looks like I dodged a bullet
Had my finger on the trigger, but I didn't pull it

It could've been me that put a ring on her finger
Could've been me with some crazy in-laws
Could've been me getting run through the ringer
Trying to chew what I bit off
It could've been me dealing with all that
I feel bad for that sob
Thank God it was him
'Cause it could've been me
Yeah, it could've been me
Yeah, it could've been me