Dirty doreen, what a pong, £2 pungent perfume on, ooee
o.a.p in stilettos, a fossil on the pill i chose, for me

She’s an obscene, indecent, wrinkly, shes ancient…..

Chorus:
doreen doesn't care
i cannot take one more granny in a thong dor
een doesn't care
zimmer framed fat flirt, what’s her name? that's dir
ty,
doreen.

Dirty doreen, am i mad? she’s the oldest hag ive had, its true!
a senior citizen i saw, a slapper pushing 84, aaoo

She’s an obscene…..

Chorus, doreen, doreen, guitar bit.

Dirty doreen she prefers shopping at ann summers, ooee
false teeth and a vibrator lay beyond the bedroom door, for me

Shes an obscene……

Dirty doreen …..