My name is Bond! James Bond

James Bond lives down our street
I've seen him he catches the 32 bus
James Bond lives down our street
Sometimes he sits on the back seat with us
He's got a gun strapped to his chest
You can't shoot him in a bullet proof vest
A clever lad but can be a pest sometime

007 James Bond lives down our street
Jimmy's a spy, but both you and I know
Sean Connery or Roger Moore, that I'm not quite sure
But what I know is James Bond
Lives down our street

James Bond lives down our street
Sometimes he gets a helicopter to work
Jamoes Bond lives down our street
Me dad's oldfashioned and he says he's a jerk
He's always chasing a heavy mob
He should go out and get a proper job
He should go out and get a proper job sometime

007 James Bond lives down our street
Jimmy's a spy but both you and I know
Sean Connery or Roger Moore, that I'm not quite sure
But what I know is James Bond
Lives down our street

Down our street there lives a spy
Says he works for M.I. 5
He's always a star when you're having a party
Says he went to school with Russel Harty
He's a real smarty
He is a real smarty

My hair is blonde! Dyed blonde!