Sitting in my flat
Late like every night
I’m all on my own
And the televisions shite
So it’s full speed ahead
To the video rack
The urge starts to grow

I’m a hardcore porn maniac
I’m a hardcore porn maniac

Tribute to Traci

The selection is made
I pick some Traci Lords
That’s my own remedy
For my dirty thoughts
Whether she’s on front
Or either on her back
Doesn’t matter to me

I’m a hardcore porn maniac
I’m a hardcore porn maniac

Tribute to Traci

Oh, the feeling comes
I can’t keep control
My legs go like jelly
And my head starts to roll
My beloved right hand
Goes forth and back
Porn addiction takes its toll

I’m a hardcore porn maniac
I’m a hardcore porn maniac
There’s just no turning back
I’m a hardcore porn maniac