Yeah I'm gonna be your full time daddy or I won't be no daddy at all
I'm gonna be your full time man or I'm not gonna answer your call
I'm sick and tired of this song and dance
From now on I'm gonna wear the pants
I'm gonna be your full time daddy or I won't be no daddy at all

I'm gonna be your number one I don't like number two
Number three well I might be well just between me and you
I'm all through bein' your puppy dog
All through with jumpin' when you say frog
I'm gonna be your full time daddy or I won't be no daddy at all

[ guitar - dobro ]
Well I'm gonna be your full time daddy or I won't be no daddy at all
I'm gonna be your full time man or I'm not gonna answer your call
Well the next time you treat me like a mouse
I'm gonna rent your half of the house
I'm gonna be your full time daddy or I won't be no daddy at all
Yes I'm gonna be your full time daddy or I won't be no daddy at all