I want to know why
Things you say about Tories and trains just pass by
Every word that you say
Cats with captions and train alterations, each day
There's a new little something of interest
Shared with me in the best way that you can
Shining wit and a passion for irony
See the absurd in a national tragedy

One and the same in our own different way
We'll hit the big time and set a new low in the same day
And we'll be the men the we wanted to be
Our own Wright, Frost and Pegg, but much better you see

And I know this is true
Yes, I know this is true
'Cos we made a film

Working hard through the night
Fed on Cola and laughter
Sit bathed in the light
of your Macintosh screen,
Picking out the best bits of the things that we've seen
There's so many adventures we've had
And not one of them bad
For the lives that we lead
Achieving the goals that we set as we go
And I'll never say no,
I will never say no to one more

One and the same in our own different way
We'll hit the big time and set a new low in the same day
Like blood and ice cream put into a bowl
It doesn't seem right, but somehow we go

And I know this is true
Yes, I know this is true
'Cos we made a film