Don't you want to be the one
To tell him, oh why can't you see
The only people that you're hurting here
Are you and me
We'll be together once again
Just one big happy family
Minus the cat

Oh I don't believe I'm hearing this
Just don't be such a twat
he was just fine when his grandad died
He'll live without the cat
He's old enough to understand that dying
Is a natural part of life

We've talked about the birds and bees
So why you hidin' this from me?
It's plain to me
Why can't you see
I don't need any therapy for this

This could be unnecessary
Pain and quite a lot of nasty strain
Upon his brain and you know
How expensive therapt can be
For just one session nowadays
And just for dealing with a phase
That he'll grow out of in a
Couple of years. It's true,

We've talked about the birds and bees
So why you hidin' this from me?
It's plain to me
Why can't you see
I don't need any therapy for this

We've talked about the birds and bees
So why you hidin' this from me?
Not like I mind
I mean, come on
I'd figure it out some day