Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Clear the room of infidels,
Grab your partner by the wrist:
We're gonna do "The Fundamentalist"

Chorus
Palastine, it ain't mine no more -
Ayatollah, he said goodbye.
Here it comes, time to die my friend;
We've got the tune, you must comply.

They gone and done took my homeland away,
So you all gonna do just what I say:
Spin your partner, 1-2-3 -
Nearly as much fun as Lockerbie.

Partner on chair, what the heck;
Place a rope around his neck -
Have a quick reasoned debate;
Catch his death on video tape.

It's Allah's will, no doubt it must be -
Soon we'll dance with Salmon Rushdie.