So you could spend the rest of your life with me?
Get married, settle down and have babies?
We've only been together one month,
But i can tell that you're in love...

So why the fuck won't you go down on me?
Why the fuck won't you go down on me?
Why the fuck won't you go down on me?
Why the fuck won't you go down on me?

So you think that you can romance me?
With candles and chocolates and lilies?
You think that you're the boy of my dreams,
But there's something missing...

Why the fuck won't you go down on me?
Why the fuck won't you go down on me?
Why the fuck won't you go down on me?
Why the fuck won't you go down on me?

So you're wanting something traditional,
Well traditionally
My love is conditional
On whether or not you get down on your knees

Why the fuck won't you go down on me?
Why the fuck won't you go down on me?
Why the fuck won't you go down on me?
Why the fuck won't you go down?

Dear Santa,
Please don't bring me another boyfriend for Christmas.
Oh No! The last one sucked.