I met a girl I knew the other day
I said hello, she looked the other way

Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray

Shopping for fun may chase the blues away
Imelda Marcos bought more shoes today

Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray

Bored housewives re-arrange the pottery
Hoping one day they'll win the lottery

Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray

You're oh so hard
You're oh so cool
You're oh so smart
You're just a spray on fool

I met a man who swore that Jesus Saves
I asked him for a loan 'til Judgement Day

Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray

With your spray on suit and your spray on hair
Your spray on smile and your spray on stare
Your spray on curls and you're spray on shirt
You're just spray on dirt......