Once upon a good time
on this very day
somewhere in another universe
A band got in a van
and drove for miles on end
They just this minute got here
with no time to rehearse
They've not even had a sound-check
but don't worry folks, it's true!
Whatever Major Happy
did for them, they'll do for you

Here we are
once again
on another one-night stand
Major Happy's
Up And Coming
Once Upon A Good Time Band

Major Happy, Major Happy, Major Happy,
Made ya happy
Major Happy's
Up and coming
easy-going good time band
We're only here
for you out there
So give yourselves a great big hand

Major Happy, Major Happy, Major Happy,
Made ya happy

So put your hands together
and let's really hear it for
Major Happy's Up And Coming
Once Upon A Good Time Band...