I have always thought in the back of my mind
Cheese and onions!

I have always thought that the world was unkind
Cheese and onions!

Do I have to spell it out?
C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S!

Oh, no!

Man and machine! (Man and machine!)
Keep yourself clean! (Keep yourself clean!)
Or be a has-been (aah)
Like a dinosaur!

Man or device! (Man or device!)
For everything nice! (Everything nice!)
You'd better think twice (aah)
At least once more!

Man and machine! (Man and machine!)
Keep yourself clean! (Keep yourself clean!)
Or be a has-been (aah)
Like a dinosaur!

Man or device! (Man or device!)
For everything nice! (Everything nice!)
You'd better think twice (aah)
At least once more!

Man and machine! (Man and machine!)
Keep yourself clean! (Keep yourself clean!)
Or be a has-been (aah)
Like a dinosaur!

(Man or device!)

(Everything nice!)