Look at him, he's in all black
Is his life really that bad?
I bet his parents bought him that hair dye
Those 32-eye black boots

Did you see his shirt today?
It said "I'm a Vampire"
Hey, why don't you come to my house?
We'll play cards and watch a good movie

Doris day, soon be happy to stay
You're so far away from the image you put out
Oh, do you believe me?
Please think I'm scary
God knows I'm happy, yeah yeah

When you see them all inside
You'll then find out their lives are fine
Vampires and gothic rings are nothing more than looks
So just ignore
And more and more
Ahh ah, ah ah

Look at him, he's Mr. Mack
Why can't my life be like that?
I want to play football and be a pimp
And ride all day in a truck

His image does him no good
In his pants he wish it would
I'll bust a cap on you and drive away
And become a hero

Go away, soon and please stay
'Cause you're so far away from the image you put out
Do you believe me?
Please think I'm scary
God knows I'm happy, yeah yeah

When you see them all inside
You'll then find out their lives are fine
Vampires and gothic rings are nothing more than looks
So just ignore, more and more
Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah