She has a face to die for but nothing going on inside
She'll never make your eyes sore until she starts to speak her mind
So I just keep the conversation light
Then in the morning at the door I'm sure we'll kiss goodbye
Nothing wrong with that it's only one night and nothing else
Every time I tell myself it's the last time
One day I'll comply, just not tonight
Now I'm not ignorant but some things tend to slip my mind
Like where she brought her tan from or the colour of her hair she dyes
Now I'm not being mean in fact I'm really quite polite
All I'm trying to say is that you wont catch her on Mastermind
(repeat chorus x2)
On day I'll retire, oh what a liar, just not tonight