Thought we'd be safe
We stayed at hone
You came around on Christmas day

Percy Weasley
(Percy Weasley)
You're a prick
(You're a prick)
No one wants you around
You stupid git
Big-headed Weasley
Get a clue
Prefect or not,
No one wants to know you

Made your mother cry, oh poor Molly
You only care about Mr. Crouch
Joined the wrong side and stood by the Ministry
Wouldn't even hear poor Arthur out

Percy Weasley
(Percy Weasley)
You're a prick
(You're a prick)
No one wants you around
You stupid git
Big-headed Weasley
Get a clue
Prefect or not,
No one wants to know you

We like the twins much better
Everybody!
We like the twins much better
We like the twins much better
Here we go!
We like the twins much better
We like the twins much better
We like the twins much better