Mom and dad took my keys; they won’t give them back until I say please
Ha ha ha fuck that shit they must think I’m an idiot
My girlfriend says I shouldn’t drink but I don’t give a shit about what she thinks
I’m gonna down another glass then tell her to kiss my ass

I can’t get anything right
I feel like a fuck up every night
I’ve accepted that I can’t win
And I don’t care cause I’m not giving in

My teacher says I’m failing school; I’ve gotta learn to obey the rules
If I wanna raise my grades that’s okay I’d rather get laid
My boss says I’m gonna get fired, that’s alright I didn’t wanna get hired
I’ve got better things to do than stand here working the drive-thru

I can’t get anything right
I may be dumb but I’m not bright
I’ve accepted that I can’t win
And I don’t care cause I’m not giving in

I can’t get anything right
I feel like a fuck up every night
I’ve accepted that I can’t win
And I don’t care cause I’m not giving in
I’m not giving in