Yeah, I want to see the world for free
But I won't like the things I see
Up to three, for really ain't no style
Call it up, call it once again
The commies are coming, did I hear you say?
Who cares, who knows? Maybe I will one day

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A kick in the head everyday for years
Wouldn't get me going there
Shot in the heart, secretly for me
Do you really have to say
What goes on everyday?
Does your country mean that much to you?

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Rock on, Tommy

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You're gonna be one anyway
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