You'll find no slogans, no sponsorships on me my shirt is clean,
Practise makes perfect and it's worth it from the fairway to the green
So step aside and let me play on through to the nineteenth,
I'm not content to be number one, but the best there's ever been!

And now it's time for me to come up with the goods,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods,
I don't know if I can or if I could,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods.

No caddyshacker, weekend hacker beats me to the green,
No handicapper, Sunday tapper watching over me,
My player profile, stats are worthwhile in every magazine,
I'm not content to be number one, but the best there's ever been!

And now it's time for me to come up with the goods,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods,
I don't know if I can or if I could,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods

Red hot rookie, clever cookie! -That's what all the papers say.
Flash in the pan, a one night Stan! -But every dog will have his day,
I'll apply myself, advance my wealth, and keep my image squeaky clean,
I'm not content to be number one, but the best there's you've ever seen!

And now it's time for me to come up with the goods,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods,
I don't know if I can or if I could,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods

I'm swinging, I'm swinging
I'm swinging, I'm swinging, I'm swinging like tiger woods
Yeah!