Let me tell you what love is for
(he's so polite)
He got a way about him, kinda coy
(his folks alright)
I think he think's that i'm afraid of him
(why should you be?)
There's no place i would rather be:
The kitchen sink

Tie me, tie me, tie me,
To the kitchen sink
Tie me, tie me, tie me,
To the kitchen sink
Tie me, tie me, tie me,
To the kitchen sink

'cause i love him,
(she loves him)
'cause i love him,
(she loves him)

One, two, a one, two, three, four!

Nothing like a modern man
(what? is he clean?)
Stay at home every night if i can
(you must be crazy)
I wanna make him happy
I wanna make him love me
You wanna throw those rose glasses away
(that's what we say)
That's what you say
(that's what we say)
That's what you say
(that's what we say)

Well, i still say
Tie me, tie me, tie me,
To the kitchen sink
Tie me, tie me, tie me,
To the kitchen sink
Tie me, tie me, tie me,
To the kitchen sink

'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why?)
'cause i (why? why? why?)

'cause i love him!