Robin's problem is she cannot see with 20/20 vision,
Attention span like MTV without a television.
She'll look sincerely in your eye,
Confesses with a little lie,
Then disappears without goodbye.
Please won't you tell me what is on her mind?

Robin's problem is what she cannot hide with a little indecision,
A 2-D girl in a 3-D world on a monetary mission.
A women's libertarian, a part-time vegetarian,
Knows how to please with the best of them.
Oh, won't you tell me what's more scary than

She's the most amazing girl from a masochistic point of view.
She'll lock you in a set of cuffs
And play with you a little rough
While taking you for a few.

So take advice from me my friend
She'll keep you guessing till the end,
An unextended hand to lend
On this I'm sure you really can depend.
Robin's problem is she cannot see with 20/20 vision.