Well we will never die
It should come as no surprise
We will always multiply
Never ever be denied

You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Janet Jackson
I'll be losing all control

You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Michael Jackson
And just like Michael Jackson

I'll be white
Suburban
Middle-class
I'll never have to work again

White
Suburban
Middle-class
I'll never have to work again

I can always piss my life away
There will never be consequences
It doesn't matter what I say
Mommy's always gonna pay for college

Well we will never die
It should come as no surprise
We will always multiply
Never ever be denied

Because I'm white
Suburban
Middle-class
I'll never have to work again

White
Suburban
Middle-class
I'll never have to work again

You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Janet Jackson
I'll be losing all control

You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Michael Jackson
And just like Michael Jackson

I'll be hard core
Hunky Galore
No one I know
Has ever been poor
Even the police
They know the score
My daddy is a lawyer
And there's nothing that I'm sorry for

Retail stores
Liquor and whores
I got one black friend
And I don't want more
The only thing better
Than Star Wars
Is the Keytar solo
From 1984

(Ohhhh yeahhhhh! This is better than standing still at a Radiohead concert!)

Well we will never die
It should come as no surprise
We will always multiply
Never ever be denied

White
Suburban
Middle-class
I'll never have to work again

White
Suburban
Middle-class
I'll never have to work again

You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Janet Jackson
I'll be losing all control

You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Michael Jackson
I'll be White!