Everybody's talkin', everyone's recallin' the reasons you're so cool
Well, I can name a few you could say that I'm in love

That's when you say: Alright, it's been such a long night
And you're spoken for
Guess I should have known, well I'll see you sometime soon

He makes your heart skip, and I make an exit
He makes a real good boyfriend, I make the long drive home

I'm the one whose wishin' that I can make you mine
But he's the one you'll be makin' out with tonight

Everybody's talkin', everyone's recallin' the reasons I'm so lame
Well, I can name a few
You could say that I'm a mess
Oh girl, I wish you were smart and I could win your heart
I'd say something nice and stare into your eyes
I'd say: I love you so

He makes your heart skip, and I make an exit
He makes a real good boyfriend, I make the long drive home

I'm the one whose wishin' I that could make you mine
He must be doin' something right
Because he's the one you'll be makin' out with every night
I stumble out to find a reason every night
I wonder if you two are makin' out alright
I bet everything I have against it now

And I'll make out the check when I get home