You walked in and the ground shook
I can't believe how much food you took
You looked at me with those hungry eyes
You were eyeing up my fries
To the naked eye you're a perfect sphere
Stomach bulging out to here
I don't know if my heart can last
I ain't ever had a love this vast

Feeding time
You take more than you need
Feeding time
Prepare for the stampede of love

You're overweight, beautiful as well
You wear your house like a tortoise shell
I can't wait to see you again
We'll have to hire in a crane
I saw you on the beach today
You looked quite thin but you were just far away

Feeding time
You take more than you need
Feeding time
Prepare for the stampede of love

When two planets collide
We will never divide
Stampede of love

Across the sand on a donkey ride
Great fun 'til the donkey died