Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes

I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn

Why, oh why?
Cause first I look at the purse!

Some fellas look at the smiles they wear
Some fellas look at their legs
Some fellas look the style of their hair
Some fellas want their waist to be small

I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?

Why, oh why?
Cause first I look at the purse!

A woman can be fat as can be
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
Cause if the purse is fat
that's where it's at

Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
They dig the things they say.

I don't care if they wobble like a...
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp

Why, oh why?
Cause first I look at the purse!

First I look at the purse
First I look at the purse
First I look at the purse
First I look at the purse