I love you like a brother
Should I treat you like a guest
I may be ten years old
But I can tell that you're obsessed
I would keep it to myself
But now the rug is showing wear
So forgive me if I stare

CHORUS
You do that triangle
You do that triangle
You do that triangle in my house

We prayed for you in Sunday school
And Lauri's rabbit too
They gave it shots to numb the pain
It made me think of you
Sometimes Daddy has a six-pack
But you always have a pair
So forgive me if I care

REPEAT CHORUS

From the cooler to the chair to the garbage can
From the cooler to the chair to the garbage can
From the cooler to the chair to the garbage can

REPEAT CHORUS