You're kinda fine looking ladies
Can we join your band?
We got a 2 chord song
And some fancy guitars

You're pretty plain looking guys
But you're kinda sweet
You can join our band
Just don't get under our feet

So we hit the stage
With our 2 chord song
Made you scream and shout
So we played it again

We were on the news and they said
Oh, oh, oh oh
If it was the 80's we would have been on the tube
Oh, oh oh oh!

We got these fine looking ladies in our hotel room
We play our 2 chord song on some broken guitars

We got some weird looking groupies
Hanging round our room
We wanna leave the band
And we wanna go soon

So we hit the stage
For the very last time
It made ya scream and shout
You'll never hear us again

You'll never hear us again
You'll never hear us again
You'll never hear us again
You'll never hear us again

You'll never hear us again