Every one of you, of every size
Every one of you, you're telling lies

And when you're screaming that the river's high
And when you feel just like you want to die
To every one of you, I wave bye-bye

Then they tell us, then they tell us
Fat and jealous
Then they tell us, can't tell us
Fat and jealous

Every one of you, you have a dream
But all you ever do, is stomp and scream

And then then they tell us, then they tell us
Fat and jealous
Then they tell us, can't tell us
Fat and jealous

Ah-huh, mac the mean man, what he done?
He's only happy when the blood starts to run
All you hear him singing like a bird
He goes: La, la, la
He never heard

Mac the mean man, he's obscene
He goes running after lowlife
When he's not even clean?

Every one of you, you pull my hair out
But nearly all of you, weren't even there

And when you're screaming that the ladies stare
Even if you're maimed by a grizzly bear
Every one of you
I don't care, I don't care

And then then they tell us, then they tell us
Fat and jealous
Then they tell us, can't tell us
Fat and jealous