Woke up in the gutter
To a kick in the face
Just like the day before
Got up off the pavement in my piss drenched clothes
Just don't want to live anymore
Since my baby left me I've been out on my own
Now having a beard is the only thing I know

Heart broken, wounds open, I'm still standing here
I'm a freight train hopper, trash can shopper
But I still got my beard

A man came up and spat in my face
It's the closest thing I've got to a friend
My dog ran away but than he came back
Bit me and ran away again
I've been kicked out from almost every town
The cardbox I was sleeping in burnt down

Street dwelling, bad smelling I'm still standing here
Abandoned, misunderstanded
I still got my beard
Woah yeah
Got a bad cough that won't go away
I've been struck by lightning
Twice just today

Cars swerve to hit me
When I cross the road
I get pelted with feces everywhere I go
I'm begging for change (pa pada pa pada)
Eating from bins
I stink really bad (I still got my beard)
And I'm ugly as sin
I've been diagnosed with seven different
Types of aids (pa pada pa pada)
But I still got my beard
So I know I'll be ok

(Pa pada pa pada)
I still got my beard
Ahhh yeah, beards