I have a beard and it looks really good
I have a beard like a real man should
I have a beard, I stroke it all the time
I have a beard, I'm so glad that it's mine
I...have a beard

I have a beard and it's thick and fat
I have a beard so how about that?
I have a beard and I'm on the prowl
I have a beard and I'm drunk right now
I
I...have a beard

I
I
I...have a beard

I have a beard and it's the shit
I have a beard it's got some chicken in it
I have a beard, it's the right thing to do
I have a beard, so why don't you?
I
I
I...have a beard