My eyelashes are seven feet long, people stop, they stop and stare
They wanna know if I got 'em glued on but I woke up and they were there
I was born with make up on, mani-pedi and everything
Normal babies whine and cry but I could only sing

You don't even know what to do with me
I came from your cotton candy dreams, oh

I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me
Not everyone was born this perfect
But, it's just my burden to bear
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me

Say my name three times and I will grant your every wish
Think of me before you sleep and taste my angel's kiss
One day my face will be on a million dollar bill
Being flawless everyday, well, that's my only skill

You don't even know what to do with me
I came from your cotton candy dreams, oh

I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me
Not everyone was born this perfect
But, it's just my burden to bear
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me

They say maybe she was born with it
They say how could she be so legit
They say maybe she was born with it
Well it's true, I was

I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me
Not everyone was born this perfect
But, it's just my burden to bear
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me