Since you're watching this right now
That means someone wants to wish you a Merry Christmas
In the absolute best way possible,
With a Christmas card made by TeraBrite
Enjoy!

I've been waiting for this Christmas, a very special Christmas
It's a time for giving right after Thanksgiving
Now you're receiving this Christmas card from me.
Pretty soon we'll all get lots of Shhh,
Maybe this year you'll get me clothes that fit.
But I love you anyway, that's why I'm here to say,
I hope you have Merry, F***ing Christmas!

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Merry Christmas!