Omoroi wa KOITSU Omotte ita doori ya de
Jiyuu ni hanemawareru Yatto honryou hakki ya
Ore ga katsu made Owarahen
Donna dakyuu demo uchikaeshite yarusakai

Utte kon kai Tonde kon kai
Yattaru wa Buchinomeshitaru

Omoshiroi yatsu da Yosoku tsukanai semekata
Kekkou yarujan ka Detarame dakedo yabaize
Dokomade tsuzuku Kono shoubu
Ore no honki ga honryuu to natte afureru

Makeru mon ka Makete tamaru ka
Ukete miro Ore no ichigeki

Kangaeru saki ni karada ga ugoku
TENNIS BALL wa dentatsu bunshi
Ore to omae no nousaibou ga joukenhansha suru

Enryo naku ikuze Muga no kyouchi ni
Nanya sore Uchikaeseba een yaro
Kaeshite miro Kamikakushi
Mikke Mien tama mo kaeshitaru
Mujinsou na tairyoku da na
Enryo nashi no TECHNIC ya na
Yasei-teki na KAN de ugoite yagaru
Konna RALLY wa hajimete ya
KOITSU wo taoshitai
KOITSU wo taoshitai!
KOITSU wo ta - o - shi - tai!

"Mou tomerubeki ya na... Kore ijou tsuzukeru to, Echizen-kun,
ashita no kesshou tsukai mon ni naranaku naru wa"

"Fungaah!"

"Madamada!!"

"Unmeiteki ni, otagai nanika kanjitottan darou ne.
Zettai ni kono aite ni wa makerarenai..."

"! Mazui! Ochibi no yatsu ni toutou muga no fukusayou!?"

"Kintaroh! Mou yame ya--!!"

"Akan, mou osoi wa..."

"A, ano kamae wa....!?"

"Minna, fuse ya----!"

"SUPER ULTRA GREAT DELICIOUS daisharin yama arashi!!!"